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Once in a quizshow. There were an Australian and a priest competing against each other. Their scores were equal. so they had to create a verse about ‘Timbuktu’.
The priest began:

‘I was a father. all my life.
had no children. had no wife.
I read the Bible. through and through.
On my way to Timbuktu.’

Then the Australian told his version:
‘When Tim and I to Brisbane went.
we met three ladies cheap to rent.
They were three and we were two.
so I booked one and Tim booked two!’

After stewing in his emotions

After stewing in his emotions. emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all.