Seriously. I’m not kitten.
Collection of maybe the funnies Puns in internet.
…. with a giraffe.
They sit down at the bar and start drinking beer after beer and shot after shot.
Finally. the giraffe passes out and falls to the floor.
The guy pays the tab and is just about to leave when the bartender says: ‘Hey! You gonna leave that lyin’ there?’
‘It’s Not a lion. a giraffe!’ says the guy.
how many tickles does it take to make a octopus laugh?
There was the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did!
You will be mist.