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A guy walks into a bar…

…. with a giraffe.

They sit down at the bar and start drinking beer after beer and shot after shot.

Finally. the giraffe passes out and falls to the floor.

The guy pays the tab and is just about to leave when the bartender says: ‘Hey! You gonna leave that lyin’ there?’

‘It’s Not a lion. a giraffe!’ says the guy.